Hi peasants, here's an update on how fabulous our lives have been for the past week. As famous bloggers we were offered another sponsorship by one of the world's biggest fashion houses. You tasteless mugs have probably never heard of the world famous fashion designer Marco Pizzariodelavellacionnimacaroni.
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Mr P.
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On Wednesday,we were particularly bored of being a couple of billionaires so we decided to experience how it feels like to live penniless lives. We boarded our private jet with our private pilot at the cockpit and set off to the Sahara Desert along with our pet donkey, Z. Hensun III. We attempted to communicate with the nomads but obviously failed as we don't speak Poor, but they did give us a place to stay. With no means of transportation but Z.Hensun III, we travelled under the hot sun for 2 minutes before we found oil and got richer. We bought the Sahara and converted it into our 50,000 acre wide bachelor pad. The nomads were hired as yoga instructors at a gym we made exclusively for Z. Hensun III.
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| Z. Hensun III' s eager face. |
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