Weekly Update 14/9/13

   Dear revolting readers, after some light thinking that lasted one and a half minute, we have decided to keep the prizes we promised to hand out in our special giveaway. This particular decision was made based on 2 reasons we're sure you'll find valid and reasonable.

Reason No.1: We have an image to maintain and can't just give away our stuff to mere commoners. 

Reason No.2: Your lower/middle class eyes are not worthy of looking at our face. 

   To make up for this perfectly understandable blunder, we present you with the image of someone else in our place laughing at your complete joke of a life.

The Dalai Lama laughs at your feeble attempts to live life.

  Moving on to more interesting details of our glamourous lives for the past few days. Roax has been working hard to overcome his illiteracy so he can finally start posting something here, he is getting all the help he needs from Z. Hensun III, the magical writing ass. To clarify things, the reason Roax can't read and write is because we never went to school. This is why.

Joey and his purse.

  We have a family friend that we will simply label "Joey" who attends a public school and is apparently the proud owner of a purse. It's fine for Joey to have a purse of course if he was a woman, but we're talking about a hairy 300 pound male Joey who takes pride in gaining weight. We don't like making assumptions, but from the above screenshot of our very private conversation, we conclude that either school never taught Joey what is a purse and which gender of the human species should be requiring its services or it taught him to embrace his feminine side which is disgusting and repulsive. It's safe to say, we do not like both our unshallow conclusions.