Special Giveaway

Good news, lower life forms! Roax and I are feeling generous and are giving away 5 exclusive photos of us laughing at your pathetic lives! All you have to do is to complete the following statement with the correct answer.

Z. Hensun III is_________.

A) a new single from Justin Bieber.
B) your father's high school crush.
C) our ass
D) an overly tanned multicellular organism whose exact species is often the subject of arguments. Carries a red Nike bag to school and often suffers hallucinations of being good looking.


Here's a hint that is clearly not enough for you to answer this tough question.

Z. Hensun III

In addition, the first reader to submit the correct answer wins the chance to help us wash our diamond-encrusted boxers. Provide us with your house address (if you call that dump you live in a house) and we will mail them to you.

Submit your answers at the comments section or through Twitter by tagging Roax's account (https://twitter.com/ryan_kee96), followed by the answer and a hashtag (#iwantcleanboxers).

Winners will be announced when we feel like it. (between 2 days and 65 years) .